deadly but cute

            what a jackass man does he need a tic tac                                        

lickystickypickyme:

I would make flyers (HANDWRITTEN ones!) offering topless carwash.
When my clients would come expecting boobs and sponges I’d tell them it meant I would not wash the top of their cars.

Either they’d:
1. Laugh and pat me on the back for being clever.
2. Drive away upset for such a bad joke. Perverts. Should have reported them with the police.

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